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About Me Premium Member Deviously Deviant Simon Greve-Poulsen19/Male/Denmark

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Peggle, Word and Winamp

I sit here alone, in the back of my classroom, about 25 people around me, all talking about how the company will be affected if X change slightly or Y goes bankrupt. I don’t care really, figured it out 10 minutes ago, so now I sit here alone, just watching as they debate and laugh and lie and whatever else they feel like. There is someone drinking a Redbull, there is someone sleeping, there is a girl trying to get a hook in one of the prettier boys on the front row, and I am seeing it all from the corner of the back row. I got Winamp running behind Word and excel, and a Peggle game behind Winamp, but at the moment Peggle remains there, b

I always kind of liked this story

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The truth about me01: A fair warning. 02: A lonely hero. 03: I have no parents. 04: A curious mind. 05: "I am a patient man." 06: Trust
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01: A fair warning.
These are all truths about me, truths that you may not want to know about me and my writing. These truths about me will include some things a few of you may know about and some that most of you won't know about, in fact I doubt that anyone knows about all of these, they are however all true and all things that have shaped me and my writing. This piece is the combination of two of my personal philo The truth about me
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A beginners guide to villainyYou are new in town, just inherited your first few billions from your father who mysteriously died in a house fire and of course you want to start your own evil Empire. So how exactly do you go about starting such a business, and how do you avoid making the rookie mistakes that takes down so many villains? Well listen up because I am here to teach you how to rule the world or hold it ransom for…. One million dollars!

1: Hire henchmen.
First of all: you need helpers, people to keep you safe and everyone else scared shitless. The best way to hire henchmen is to find a shady bar (preferably at the habor), and sta A beginners guide to villainy
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Thank you so much Silva

You are crazy productive Kay, this is sooooo cute

I cant believe I got a second place in that competition

I can has stamp?

Journal History

Nov 18, 2009 I got second place "now with prize"
Nov 14, 2009 I got a haircut
Nov 12, 2009 Remember me?
Nov 1, 2009 ...
Oct 27, 2009 Religion, and my take on it
Oct 23, 2009 I offend people!
Oct 22, 2009 My quest to create a world
Oct 21, 2009 Character pieces
Oct 19, 2009 The PR department dropped the ball
Oct 15, 2009 The G-cast 02

I got second place "now with prize"

Wed Nov 18, 2009, 7:08 PM

Okay here is the deal: The dress picture I put up a while back was in fact for a competition named: Men in skirts.
And you know what? I got second place

So I got an awesome price to say the least: Go-Devil-Dante

drew an "animefied" version of me in a dress and it is beautiful!

A side effect has been a giant pageview spike meaning I hit 7K in T minus not very long.

Oh yeah here it is

14 Comments | Previous Journal Entries

Mood: Triumph
Listening to: why dont you get a job
Reading: Eyeshield 21
Watching: south park
Playing: Ratchet and Clank: A crack in time
Eating: Chips
Drinking: H2O

In a hollywood action movie who are you?

31%

17 deviants said The comedic relief character

16%

9 deviants said The villian

15%

8 deviants said The romantic interest

11%

6 deviants said The evil secon in comand

5 deviants said The hero/heroin

5 deviants said The hero's family member

4 deviants said The sidekick

1 deviant said The black guy (aka first victim)

No deviants said The henchman

23 comments, Previous Polls

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Well that is me there on the left, cant remember the name of that guy on the right though

Devious Info

Current Residence: IDK
Interests: Video Games, Movies, Books.
Favourite movie: Fight Club
Favourite band or musician: Jack Johnson
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite artist: The blue ninja turtle
Favourite poet or writer: H.P. Lovecraft
Favourite style of art: Manga
Operating System: Vista
MP3 player of choice: The cheapest
Favourite game: Super Mario Land for the Gameboy
Favourite gaming platform: 360
Favourite cartoon character: Shikamaru

MSN: greven_af_vester_nebel@sol.dk

Comments

*Marina-chan83 6 days 10 hours ago

thanks for the favorites and comments ^_^

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^_^ I'm really not as mean as it sounds sometimes. I'm just trying to help. Or am I evil?

*simongreve 6 days 10 hours ago

You are welcome

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Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

=Yami-Kayshie Nov 13, 2009, 2:28:19 PM

Sorry Simon i went home and "suddenly" my grandma had like 50 places to go and i was stuck watching the kids for 2 fucking hours >_<

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o/ Amelia Earheart flew alot of airplanes...except for that one time when she didn't come back...o/~Family Guy

*simongreve Nov 14, 2009, 1:04:25 AM

Its okay. at least I know you will be back next week

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Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

~grimmylover101 Nov 5, 2009, 6:22:18 PM

you are very weird
i just read one of your stories and that is just weird

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i can be happy and treat you like a friend
but if you piss me off i will call HIM
GRIMMJOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sik um boy
muhahahahahahahaa
im so evil

*simongreve Nov 5, 2009, 10:31:13 PM

Thank you that is what I was going for

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Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

~Dude2007 Oct 20, 2009, 9:38:43 AM

Your really not gonna like me...

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As a friend told me once, if you truly love someoen, you will let them go

Kharma is a bitch, deal with it

Beauty blooms within everyone, we just have to choose to see it

Something only exists if we acknowledge it, if we ignore it, it will fade away

*simongreve Oct 20, 2009, 11:39:27 AM

Son of a bitch
You ain't getting shit this time

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Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

~Dude2007 Oct 20, 2009, 12:19:59 PM

hehe

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As a friend told me once, if you truly love someoen, you will let them go

Kharma is a bitch, deal with it

Beauty blooms within everyone, we just have to choose to see it

Something only exists if we acknowledge it, if we ignore it, it will fade away

*imawaffle Oct 20, 2009, 9:07:46 AM

Hey
I've done your H/D gift and it's sitting in my gallery
Hope you like it ^.^

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